I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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