the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
