Fuck appropriateness.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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