yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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