Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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