so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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