the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
My breasts were aching with rage.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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