we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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