Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
