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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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