i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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