nut hugger
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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