I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We just shotgunned beers for America
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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