I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
