did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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