ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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