I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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