I'm really into asian looking animals
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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