Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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