yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
