You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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