Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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