This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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