everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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