We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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