love makes seman taste better
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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