So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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