Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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