just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
