i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I want you more than these girls want KFC
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Randomize
