Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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