i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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