So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Drunk is a universal language darling
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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