Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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