I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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