I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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