this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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