well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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