you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
