Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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