No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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