I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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