I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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