i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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