There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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