I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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