Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
