i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Hippo gnu deer
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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