Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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