Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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